The Not a Morning Person Patch Leather Jacket puts the entire struggle of waking up onto one biker jacket. A cream leather body pairs with a navy collar, yoke, sleeves, and waist tab, finished with star-detailed epaulettes and a snap chest pocket. A cartoon alarm clock, eyes shut and mid-yawn, anchors the front and back in embroidered and appliqué patches, surrounded by a full lineup of sleep-in humor. Available in faux leather or genuine leather, cut from the same pattern.
Design & Patch Details
The back carries the main artwork: a curved “Alarm” rocker patch above the grumpy, half-asleep alarm clock character rubbing its eye, framed by lightning bolts and stars, with a “Not a Morning Person” rocker patch beneath. The front repeats the alarm clock in a smaller script-logo version on the left chest, alongside a “5 More Minutes” patch and a second “Not a Morning Person” patch. Down the left sleeve: Snooze, Runs on Coffee, Wake Me Never, and a coffee mug patch. Down the right sleeve: Alarmed, Not Today, In Bed Club, and a sleepy storm cloud in a nightcap, with star patches finishing both cuffs.
Faux or Genuine?
Faux leather is animal-free and skips the break-in period entirely, so it looks like this from the first wear and stays that way with a wipe-down. Genuine leather is a full-grain hide that softens and picks up its own creases and character the longer it’s worn, more investment piece than trend piece. Both are cut from the same block-color pattern, so it comes down to how you want the jacket to age, not which one looks better on day one.
Fit & Sizing
Runs true to size in a classic biker cut, roomy enough to layer a hoodie underneath, available from XS through XXL. Between sizes? Size up for a looser, slouchier fit or stay true to size for something closer and more structured.
How to Style It
Built to be the loudest thing in the room, so keep the rest simple: plain tee, jeans, boots, and let the back patch do the talking. Layers easily over a hoodie once the weather turns, and the cream and navy colorway pairs with denim in either wash.
Care Instructions
Wipe faux leather clean with a damp cloth and keep it away from direct heat. Genuine leather prefers a soft, dry cloth and an occasional leather conditioner, kept out of prolonged sun and damp. Skip the washing machine either way, and store the jacket on a padded hanger out of direct light.
FAQ
Does the alarm clock artwork match on the front and back?
Yes, the same sleepy alarm clock character shows up small on the left chest and as the full centerpiece on the back panel.
Is genuine leather available in every size?
Yes, both faux and genuine leather are available from XS through XXL, selectable on this page before you add to cart.
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